Ten Things I am Learning from Having a Computer Virus

10. You don't actually need to spend an hour highlighting 6508 infected items in the recycle bin to delete them. You can simply right click and press, 'clear Recyle Bin.'
9. Often, screaming 'I hate you, I hate you' at a computer virus does not get rid of it.
8. The people at McAfee have way to much time on their hands. They should use this time to do something productive, such as improve their crappy virus protection.
7. Most hackers can't spell balloon, been, done, and to.
6. Sometimes, it helps to have a pen handy. You never know when you'll need to jot down an IP address while your system is shutting down.
5. AVG is the answer to everything.
4. Most hackers can't spell back.
3. It is always worth checking to see when your anti hacker program runs out.
2. Apparently you can have more than one Virus. Apparently it's possible to have over 6500.


And the number one thing I am learning from having a computer virus:

1. Sometimes 14 year old girls prove to be smarter than professional anti virus advisors.